The Matriarchy of Kawaii Zwei is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 6.129 billion Kawaii Zweians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The strong Kawaii Zweian economy, worth 288 trillion war bonds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 47,040 war bonds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 248,576 per year while the poor average 4,727, a ratio of 52.6 to 1.

Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kawaii Zwei's national animal is the white rabbit, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kawaii Zwei is ranked 282,085^th in the world and 5,911^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Authoritarian, with 172.17 milliStalins.