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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,028thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,309thHighest Economic Output: 3,147th
The Flashyness of
Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone
P-p-p-poker face!
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Kawaii Lady Ga Ga

Population22.453 billion

CapitalGypsy City
LeaderGaGa Lucious
FaithGaGa Wuvs U

CurrencyBow
AnimalPaparazzi

The Flashyness of Kawaii Lady Ga Ga is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by GaGa Lucious with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, digital currency, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.453 billion people pokers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gypsy City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kawaii Lady Ga Gan economy, worth a remarkable 5,170 trillion Bows a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 230,264 Bows, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Kawaii Lady Ga Ga. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kawaii Lady Ga Ga's national animal is the Paparazzi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is GaGa Wuvs U.

Kawaii Lady Ga Ga is ranked 14,294th in the world and 1st in Devide by Zero for Most Stationary, with 1,823.1342845822 days.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,028thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,309thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,147thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,101stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,540thLowest Crime Rates: 5,986thLargest Black Market: 6,054thLargest Governments: 6,624thHighest Average Incomes: 6,802ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,837thMost Efficient Economies: 7,280thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,696thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,736thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,065thMost Cultured: 9,745thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,942ndLargest Publishing Industry: 10,137thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,625thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,550thLargest Mining Sector: 11,611thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,660thMost Devout: 12,060thLargest Populations: 12,306thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,756thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,461stMost Armed: 13,906thMost Stationary: 14,294thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 14,974thMost Patriotic: 16,251stLargest Retail Industry: 16,617thSmartest Citizens: 16,991stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,417thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,010thHighest Food Quality: 20,393rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,536thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25,745thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,413thMost Advanced Public Transport: 29,231st
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kawaii Lady Ga Ga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Kawaii Lady Ga Ga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Kawaii Lady Ga Ga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Kawaii Lady Ga Ga was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Kawaii Lady Ga Ga was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Kawaii Lady Ga Ga was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Kawaii Lady Ga Ga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Kawaii Lady Ga Ga was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Kawaii Lady Ga Ga was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Kawaii Lady Ga Ga was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.

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