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Largest Insurance Industry: 756thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,140thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,660th
The AHHH KAWAIIIII of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
Strength Through Compliance
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Kawai1

Population7.673 billion

Currencydollar
Animalkangaroo

The AHHH KAWAIIIII of Kawai1 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and vat-grown people. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.673 billion Kawai1ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 52.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kawai1ian economy, worth 688 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,757 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kawai1's national animal is the kangaroo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kawai1 is ranked 92,215th in the world and 954th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 51.96 Effective Tax Rate.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 756thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 6,140thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,660thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 20,500thLargest Black Market: 21,297thMost Influential: 23,402ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26,146thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 33,180th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 62nd in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 143rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 209th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 307th in the regionMost Influential: 314th in the regionMost Stationary: 324th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 361st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 362nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 380th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 482nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 485th in the regionLargest Black Market: 532nd in the regionLargest Populations: 585th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 595th in the regionMost Cultured: 658th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 709th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 717th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 733rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 752nd in the regionMost Avoided: 810th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 811th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 834th in the regionMost Devout: 862nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kawai1, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
  • : Following new legislation in Kawai1, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Kawai1, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
  • : Following new legislation in Kawai1, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps.
  • : Following new legislation in Kawai1, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • : Kawai1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Kawai1, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Kawai1 is often a lifetime appointment.
  • : Following new legislation in Kawai1, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Kawai1, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
  • : Following new legislation in Kawai1, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning.

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