The AHHH KAWAIIIII of Kawai1 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and vat-grown people. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.673 billion Kawai1ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 52.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Kawai1ian economy, worth 688 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,757 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kawai1's national animal is the kangaroo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Kawai1 is ranked 92,215th in the world and 954th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 51.96 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Kawai1, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
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Kawai1, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
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Kawai1, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
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Kawai1, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps.
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Kawai1, discarded pennies litter the streets.
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Kawai1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
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Kawai1, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Kawai1 is often a lifetime appointment.
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Kawai1, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.
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Kawai1, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
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Kawai1, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning.