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Largest Welfare Programs: 4,909thMost Pacifist: 5,413thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,446th
The Gayest Anarchy of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
Szabadság, Egyenlőség, Testvériség, vagy halál!
Raccoon Savinkov
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.124 billion

LeaderRaccoon Savinkov


The Gayest Anarchy of Kavarai is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Raccoon Savinkov with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.124 billion gays are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Пештбуда. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong gay economy, worth 284 trillion smucs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 69,060 smucs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, bank robbers always set aside 50% of the loot to pay off the judge, and remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kavarai's national animal is the raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kavarai is ranked 220,583rd in the world and 21st in The LCRUA for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 43.65 Whatever.

Largest Welfare Programs: 4,909thMost Pacifist: 5,413thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,446thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,678thSafest: 5,939thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,982ndNicest Citizens: 6,462ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,627thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,746thBest Weather: 6,861stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,709thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,261stMost Advanced Public Education: 9,977thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,346thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,718thMost Inclusive: 11,232ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,335thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,650thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,804thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,034thTop
Most Income Equality: 14,091stMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,200thSmartest Citizens: 14,444thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,832ndHighest Drug Use: 18,678thLowest Crime Rates: 19,711thLargest Governments: 21,482nd
Most Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Linnuis, Zemania, Krypton Nova, Smolcasm, and Xialta.

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