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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,989thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,344thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,983rd
The Neurocollective of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
Everything's Better With Butter
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Kathina Dakani

Population2.446 billion

CapitalDakanakordani
LeaderThe Convocation

Currencykiroku
Animalkaranida

The Neurocollective of Kathina Dakani is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Convocation with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.446 billion Dakani are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dakanakordani. The average income tax rate is 88.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dakani economy, worth 372 trillion kirokus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 152,228 kirokus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, and five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars. Crime is totally unknown. Kathina Dakani's national animal is the karanida, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kathina Dakani is ranked 179,298th in the world and 66th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.29 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,989thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,344thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,983rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,863rdMost Inclusive: 5,871stMost Armed: 5,987thRudest Citizens: 6,745thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,892ndMost Secular: 7,041stHighest Poor Incomes: 7,132ndMost Rebellious Youth: 8,381stSmartest Citizens: 8,769thMost Developed: 8,959thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,964thLargest Governments: 10,011thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,260thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,802ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,840thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,873rdMost Cultured: 11,882ndTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,116thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,300thHighest Average Incomes: 13,679thNicest Citizens: 14,312thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,765thHighest Drug Use: 15,443rdMost Politically Free: 15,717thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,835thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,353rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,615thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,759thMost Efficient Economies: 18,884thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,843rdHealthiest Citizens: 21,578thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,239thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,502nd
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kathina Dakani's influence in Democratic Socialist Assembly rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Kathina Dakani, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
  • : Following new legislation in Kathina Dakani, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.
  • : Following new legislation in Kathina Dakani, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Kathina Dakani, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps.
  • : Following new legislation in Kathina Dakani, it turns out you can teach cats new tricks.
  • : Kathina Dakani lodged a message on the Democratic Socialist Assembly Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Kathina Dakani, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kathina Dakani, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event.
  • : Following new legislation in Kathina Dakani, school history books often refer to The Convocation as "that imperialist pig dog".

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