The Republic of Kasknia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Oleg Knutsen with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.205 billion Kasknians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Segovia. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kasknian economy, worth 530 trillion Pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 101,921 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and Oleg Knutsen's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kasknia's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kasknia is ranked 23,311^th in the world and 506^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.18 law-abiding acts per hour.