The Republic of Karakalpak Republic is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 422 million Qaraqalpaks are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of No'kis. The average income tax rate is 47.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The a Qaraqalpak economy, worth 19.9 trillion Qaraqalpak Soms a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,267 Qaraqalpak Soms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, Karakalpak Republic has designated No'kis as its capital city, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karakalpak Republic's national animal is the Saiga tatarica, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Karakalpak Republic is ranked 203,272^nd in the world and 9,174^th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 28.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.