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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 973rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,099thHighest Crime Rates: 1,135th
The Road Forward of
Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone
There's only one ism: Kapitalism.
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Newcomer
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Kapitalistica

Population31.453 billion

CapitalKapitalia

Currencyeuro
Animallion

The Road Forward of Kapitalistica is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 31.453 billion Kapitalisticans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kapitalia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kapitalistican economy, worth a remarkable 5,470 trillion euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 173,917 euros, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 773,464 per year while the poor average 24,350, a ratio of 31.8 to 1.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency, and the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Balder. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kapitalistica's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kapitalistica is ranked 234,166th in the world and 7,147th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 23.231582354 days.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 973rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,099thHighest Crime Rates: 1,135thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,602ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,673rdMost Armed: 1,965thMost Avoided: 2,116thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,324thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,474thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,638thFattest Citizens: 2,687thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,744thHighest Economic Output: 2,856thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,740thLargest Populations: 3,758thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,648thRudest Citizens: 6,704thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,504thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,040thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,686thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,218thMost Efficient Economies: 12,922ndLargest Retail Industry: 13,746thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 15,021stMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,101stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,219thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,580thLargest Mining Sector: 21,853rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,521stSmartest Citizens: 22,638thMost Pro-Market: 27,741stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29,649th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 62nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 69th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 74th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 82nd in the regionLargest Populations: 89th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 94th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 104th in the regionMost Avoided: 122nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 122nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 130th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 148th in the regionFattest Citizens: 158th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 165th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 179th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 184th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 217th in the regionRudest Citizens: 303rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 341st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 358th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 403rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 435th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 467th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 529th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 625th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 625th in the regionMost Politically Free: 648th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 741st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,004th in the region

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