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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 389thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 422ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 496th
The Heiliger Eisenstaat of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
Blut, Eisen, und Ehre
Kaiser Gemütlich the Joyous
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Kampf Empire

Population7.051 billion

CapitalNeue Königsberg
LeaderKaiser Gemütlich the Joyous

CurrencyImperial Marck
AnimalKampfian Eagle

The Heiliger Eisenstaat of Kampf Empire is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kaiser Gemütlich the Joyous with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.051 billion Imperial Citizens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neue Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kampf Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 2,394 trillion Imperial Marcks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 339,650 Imperial Marcks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", AI nannies tell children who refuse to go to bed that "my logic is undeniable", and the once prosperous capital is in utter decline. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kampf Empire's national animal is the Kampfian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Tırism.

Kampf Empire is ranked 56,798th in the world and 1,833rd in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,224.4 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 389thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 422ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 496thHighest Poor Incomes: 760thMost Armed: 983rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,391stHighest Average Incomes: 1,418thMost Secular: 1,606thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,641stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,651stLargest Governments: 1,697thLargest Black Market: 1,732ndMost Influential: 2,053rdTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,435thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,443rdSmartest Citizens: 2,464thMost Developed: 2,497thMost Efficient Economies: 2,563rdMost Cultured: 2,657thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,831stMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,051stRudest Citizens: 3,386thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,853rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,074thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,085thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,283rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,475thMost Inclusive: 4,890thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,675thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,819thLowest Crime Rates: 6,149thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,157thHighest Economic Output: 6,665thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,878thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,269thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,829thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,186thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,349thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 13,708th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Armed: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 31st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 32nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 41st in the regionLargest Governments: 43rd in the regionMost Secular: 44th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 57th in the regionMost Cultured: 65th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 71st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 71st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 77th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 83rd in the regionMost Developed: 90th in the regionRudest Citizens: 92nd in the regionMost Influential: 92nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 101st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 104th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 109th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 112th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 127th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 143rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 143rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 147th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 152nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 156th in the regionMost Inclusive: 161st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 183rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 186th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 203rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 212th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 242nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 280th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 345th in the regionLargest Populations: 361st in the regionNudest: 374th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 418th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 802nd in the region

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