Population | 5.105 billion |
Capital | New-Kaminola |
Leader | Egor from New-Kaminola |
Currency | Kalolian hryvnia |
Animal | kangaroo |
The Republic of Kalilola is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Egor from New-Kaminola with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.105 billion Kalilolans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New-Kaminola. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kalilolan economy, worth 680 trillion Kalolian hryvnias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 133,280 Kalolian hryvnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Purported secret military bases are dismissed by Egor from New-Kaminola to be highly-advanced toilet factories, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls, and coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalilola's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kalilola is ranked 136,110th in the world and 1,827th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 231.52230321452 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kalilola was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Hacrela.
- : Kalilola endorsed The Federation of Greater Fennovia.
- : Kalilola endorsed The United Socialist States of Qadiworka.
- : Kalilola endorsed The Constitutional Empire of Stelmund.
- : Kalilola endorsed The Free Land of Genoxelande.
- : Kalilola endorsed The Kingdom of Geneek.
- : Kalilola endorsed The Confederation of Canamerico and Greenland.
- : Kalilola endorsed The Community of Anarco Argentina.
- : Kalilola was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
- : Kalilola was endorsed by The Federation of Greater Fennovia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 88 » Drystar, Ebonhand, Curlyhoward, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Gonthavnor, Bohenia, Great Scapula, Sporaltryus, Legosia, Goldnation, Amerion, Purisect, Bear Connors Paradiso, Greater Lamero, Ever Testing, Eleuthelrium, Bawkie, Nowa Europa, Aidenfieeld, Arscanesia, Land Without Shrimp, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Wehraboos, Tepertopia, Dhemixia, Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterberg, Alvira, Tsunamy, Morian, Asarana, America Gone Wrong, Altnavia, Lilli Lands, Kaoia, PenguinPies, Venkara, Great Lothian, Kringalia, Farelonia, Chernaya Zvezda, Belschaft, Blipp, Farengeto, Sea shep, Phyakaran, Teasonda, Khnomania, Corpoterra, Emagination, Hadrex, and 38 others.The Worst army of, Swiss Cheese Wheel, Auviantan Outh Islands, ANuadh, Yusan, Dun Frest, The Filippinas, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Nuevo San Juan Parangaricutiro, Detroxia, Purestan, Rebel-topia, The Free Falklands, Eastern Doncaster, Marnrio, Springwalla, The Weirdo, Aodhan, Valles Stellarum, HawkoFon, Nueva Alta California, Lupusterra, Pepperton, Nakayo, The Grand Potato Empire, Elritch, Eastern Juble Lux, BEEstreetz, Anarco Argentina, Canamerico and Greenland, Geneek, Genoxelande, Stelmund, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, and Hacrela.