The Prodigious Musician of Kachikawawa is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Monsieur Practice with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.761 billion Kachikawawans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pagalingling. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kachikawawan economy, worth 569 trillion Guardivaris a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 119,535 Guardivaris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Kachikawawan Space Agency, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and rumor has it that Monsieur Practice has won three lotteries in a row. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kachikawawa's national animal is the snoring hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is y'all need Jesus.

Kachikawawa is ranked 155,372^nd in the world and 784^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 467.99 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.