by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 453rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,782ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,045th
The Prodigious Musician of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
Slowly, though not quite surely
Monsieur Practice
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.761 billion

LeaderMonsieur Practice
Faithy'all need Jesus

Animalsnoring hummingbird

The Prodigious Musician of Kachikawawa is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Monsieur Practice with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.761 billion Kachikawawans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pagalingling. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kachikawawan economy, worth 569 trillion Guardivaris a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 119,535 Guardivaris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Kachikawawan Space Agency, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and rumor has it that Monsieur Practice has won three lotteries in a row. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kachikawawa's national animal is the snoring hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is y'all need Jesus.

Kachikawawa is ranked 155,372nd in the world and 784th in 10000 Islands for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 467.99 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 453rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,782ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,045thTop
Safest: 2,908thMost Pacifist: 4,854thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,379thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,162ndNicest Citizens: 7,731stLargest Welfare Programs: 7,929thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,952ndBest Weather: 8,293rdLongest Average Lifespans: 9,073rdMost Beautiful Environments: 9,170thHighest Food Quality: 9,185thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,186thMost Cultured: 9,800thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,076thMost Inclusive: 10,080thHealthiest Citizens: 10,765thMost Developed: 10,907thLowest Crime Rates: 11,289thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,747thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,308thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,407thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,480thTop
Largest Governments: 14,062ndSmartest Citizens: 15,094thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,525thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,041stMost Efficient Economies: 22,929thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,786thMost Secular: 25,465thHighest Average Incomes: 26,490th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 36th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 50th in the regionSafest: 56th in the regionMost Influential: 61st in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 98th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 108th in the region

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