The Kingdom of Judaist Frankia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Benyamin I with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, free-roaming dinosaurs, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The cynical, devout population of 7.553 billion Frankians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brest. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Judaist Frankian economy, worth 743 trillion IOUS a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 98,390 IOUS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them, and baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Judaist Frankia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 2nd Temple Judaism.

Judaist Frankia is ranked 19,539^th in the world and 2^nd in The United Empires of Carson for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.1 law-abiding acts per hour.