The Commonwealth of Jovian Knights is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Saint Mahomes with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 7.357 billion Jovians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lindas. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Jovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,402 trillion Health Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 190,612 Health Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jovian Knights's national animal is the Taiga, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Diamond Hands.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jovian Knights was endorsed by The Holy Islamic Caliphate of Sahriastan.
- : Jovian Knights was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Nova Arcania.
- : Jovian Knights was endorsed by The Empire of Rising Sakura.
- : Jovian Knights was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Lionia.
- : Jovian Knights endorsed The Republic of Card Kingdom.
- : Jovian Knights endorsed The Republic of Logovets.
- : Jovian Knights voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Microplastics".
- : Jovian Knights was endorsed by The Republic of Logovets.
- : Jovian Knights was endorsed by The Republic of Card Kingdom.
- : Jovian Knights voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Digital Network Defense"".
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