by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 413thMost Secular: 662ndMost Influential: 725th
The Commonwealth of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
The State is a Magnificent Father
Saint Mahomes
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Jovian Knights

Population7.357 billion

LeaderSaint Mahomes
FaithDiamond Hands

CurrencyHealth Bar

The Commonwealth of Jovian Knights is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Saint Mahomes with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 7.357 billion Jovians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lindas. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Jovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,402 trillion Health Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 190,612 Health Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jovian Knights's national animal is the Taiga, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Diamond Hands.

Jovian Knights is ranked 245,041st in the world and 9,389th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.09 Weapons Per Person.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 413thMost Secular: 662ndMost Influential: 725thSafest: 1,244thMost Pacifist: 1,372ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,514thMost Developed: 1,638thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,664thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,702ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,727thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,866thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,978thBest Weather: 2,065thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,079thLargest Governments: 2,172ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,205thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,248thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,276thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,297thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,369thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,976thHealthiest Citizens: 3,054thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,287thMost Inclusive: 3,486thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,652ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,796thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,499thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,571stNicest Citizens: 5,312thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,369thMost Efficient Economies: 5,926thHighest Average Incomes: 7,699thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,738thTop
Highest Economic Output: 12,778th
Most Secular: 37th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 78th in the regionSafest: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 80th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 84th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 88th in the regionMost Pacifist: 89th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 90th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 93rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 94th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 109th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 111th in the regionLargest Governments: 114th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 130th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 130th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 134th in the regionBest Weather: 140th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 152nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 170th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 170th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 187th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 206th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 227th in the regionMost Inclusive: 234th in the regionMost Influential: 267th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 269th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 278th in the regionNicest Citizens: 302nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 312th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 314th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 334th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 363rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 416th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 526th in the regionLargest Populations: 891st in the region

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