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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 382ndMost Secular: 619thMost Influential: 663rd
The Commonwealth of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
The State is a Magnificent Father
God Emperor Fauci
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Economy
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Jovian Knights

Population6.185 billion

CapitalLindas
LeaderGod Emperor Fauci
FaithNone

CurrencyHealth Bar
AnimalTaiga

The Commonwealth of Jovian Knights is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by God Emperor Fauci with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.185 billion Jovians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lindas. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Jovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,193 trillion Health Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 192,894 Health Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to God Emperor Fauci's wardrobe, and foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jovian Knights's national animal is the Taiga, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Jovian Knights is ranked 2,162nd in the world and 87th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,780.21 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 382ndMost Secular: 619thMost Influential: 663rdSafest: 1,206thMost Pacifist: 1,304thLowest Crime Rates: 1,527thMost Developed: 1,628thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,746thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,823rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,887thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,004thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,162ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,177thBest Weather: 2,196thLargest Governments: 2,197thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,279thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,383rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,486thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,590thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,592ndSmartest Citizens: 3,043rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,083rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,141stMost Inclusive: 3,187thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,326thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,541stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,883rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,149thNicest Citizens: 4,959thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,536thMost Efficient Economies: 6,391stHighest Average Incomes: 6,996thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,719thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 14,194th
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Most Secular: 30th in the regionSafest: 76th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 82nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 85th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 87th in the regionMost Pacifist: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 91st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 93rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 95th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 100th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 103rd in the regionLargest Governments: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 121st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 127th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 137th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 143rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 146th in the regionBest Weather: 152nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 157th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 165th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 181st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 190th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 205th in the regionMost Inclusive: 219th in the regionMost Influential: 227th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 227th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 265th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 287th in the regionNicest Citizens: 302nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 309th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 334th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 341st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 454th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 497th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 865th in the region

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