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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,159thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,767thHealthiest Citizens: 8,074th
The Socialist republic of
Democratic Socialists Hell
The power is in the science
Sania
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Joven Kingdom

Population1.99 billion

CapitalJosvia
LeaderSania
FaithOmnimega

CurrencyNoveans
AnimalJoven Bird

The Socialist republic of Joven Kingdom is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sania with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, triple-decker prams, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.99 billion Jovenz are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Josvia. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jovenus economy, worth 291 trillion Noveans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 146,314 Noveans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, and depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joven Kingdom's national animal is the Joven Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Omnimega.

Joven Kingdom is ranked 289,708th in the world and 8,807th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -285.62 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,159thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,767thHealthiest Citizens: 8,074thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,119thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,701stNicest Citizens: 8,937thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,588thHighest Food Quality: 9,707thMost Inclusive: 9,739thLowest Crime Rates: 9,934thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,034thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,461stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,715thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,971stMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,500thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,827thMost Developed: 12,906thMost Influential: 13,142ndBest Weather: 13,192ndMost Cultured: 13,434thMost Pacifist: 14,805thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,667thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,036thSmartest Citizens: 16,618thHighest Average Incomes: 17,234thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,020thMost Efficient Economies: 19,934thMost Patriotic: 20,045thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,063rdLargest Governments: 20,203rdMost Beautiful Environments: 20,212thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,519thLargest Insurance Industry: 23,545thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,584thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,910thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27,540thMost Advanced Public Education: 29,997thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30,309thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30,521st
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 49th in the regionMost Influential: 56th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 58th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 181st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 217th in the regionNicest Citizens: 227th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 236th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 244th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 246th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 251st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 251st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 257th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 257th in the regionMost Inclusive: 266th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 288th in the regionBest Weather: 310th in the regionMost Developed: 319th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 320th in the regionMost Cultured: 324th in the regionMost Patriotic: 327th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 358th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 359th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 363rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 371st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 376th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 402nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 409th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 423rd in the regionLargest Governments: 442nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 451st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 458th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 475th in the regionMost Pacifist: 476th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 483rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 483rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 502nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 591st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 603rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 623rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 692nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 771st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 819th in the regionLargest Populations: 905th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Joven Kingdom, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years.
  • : Following new legislation in Joven Kingdom, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Joven Kingdom, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong.
  • : Joven Kingdom was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist and the Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Joven Kingdom, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
  • : Following new legislation in Joven Kingdom, Jovenus Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock.
  • : Following new legislation in Joven Kingdom, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
  • : Following new legislation in Joven Kingdom, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles.
  • : Following new legislation in Joven Kingdom, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Joven Kingdom, being Sania has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.

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