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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 102ndMost Influential: 223rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,174th
The United Federation of
Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites
Free beer for everyone.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population9.196 billion



The United Federation of Joodey is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.196 billion Joods enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yxburg. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Joodish economy, worth 642 trillion Jeeds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,874 Jeeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, re-education centers are being added to most prisons, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joodey's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Joodey is ranked 165,247th in the world and 7,108th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.53 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 102ndMost Influential: 223rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,174thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,830thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,565thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,841stBest Weather: 7,961stMost Advanced Public Education: 9,046thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,115thMost Pacifist: 10,056thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,254thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,049thSafest: 13,375thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,885thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,351stHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,488thMost Inclusive: 15,141stMost Cultured: 15,283rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,958thNicest Citizens: 16,767thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,917thMost Developed: 17,985thHealthiest Citizens: 20,184th
Most Influential: 61st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 85th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 220th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 226th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 242nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 257th in the regionBest Weather: 446th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 466th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 482nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 490th in the regionLargest Populations: 526th in the regionMost Pacifist: 569th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 647th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 655th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 687th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 694th in the regionSafest: 720th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 738th in the regionMost Cultured: 760th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 783rd in the regionMost Stationary: 817th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 838th in the regionMost Inclusive: 880th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 897th in the region

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