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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 102ndMost Influential: 224thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,326th
The United Federation of
Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites
Free beer for everyone.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population10.373 billion



The United Federation of Joodey is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.373 billion Joods enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yxburg. The average income tax rate is 83.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Joodish economy, worth 723 trillion Jeeds a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,729 Jeeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joodey's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Joodey is ranked 212,247th in the world and 8,843rd in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 11,575.17 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 102ndMost Influential: 224thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,326thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,099thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,582ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,665thBest Weather: 7,003rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,492ndMost Beautiful Environments: 7,995thMost Pacifist: 9,392ndLargest Welfare Programs: 10,882ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,946thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,132ndSafest: 11,838thTop
Most Developed: 12,544thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,908thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,670thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,915thMost Inclusive: 14,482ndMost Cultured: 15,025thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,053rdNicest Citizens: 15,596thHealthiest Citizens: 19,929thSmartest Citizens: 20,876thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,911th
Most Influential: 61st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 90th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 224th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 225th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 228th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 250th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 396th in the regionBest Weather: 404th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 437th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 538th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 553rd in the regionLargest Populations: 568th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 590th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 614th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 618th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 637th in the regionSafest: 678th in the regionMost Developed: 725th in the regionMost Cultured: 761st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 786th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 788th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 847th in the regionMost Inclusive: 854th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 874th in the regionNicest Citizens: 880th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 977th in the regionNudest: 1,017th in the region

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