Population | 28.008 billion |
Capital | Viridian Forest |
Leader | Jolteon |
Currency | Pokédollar |
Animal | Jolteon |
The Principality of Jolteonia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Jolteon with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 28.008 billion Jolteonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Viridian Forest. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Jolteonian economy, worth a remarkable 8,980 trillion Pokédollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 320,655 Pokédollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, political dissidents are cut off from essential services, Jolteon's personal home is one of Balder's most notorious party destinations, and farting etiquette is taught in schools. Crime is totally unknown. Jolteonia's national animal is the Jolteon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Jolteonia is ranked 122,377th in the world and 2,446th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 287.01247603412 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Jolteonia, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
- : Following new legislation in Jolteonia, Jolteon's personal home is one of Balder's most notorious party destinations.
- : Following new legislation in Jolteonia, political dissidents are cut off from essential services.
- : Following new legislation in Jolteonia, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.
- : Following new legislation in Jolteonia, the internet has been placed under government control.
- : Jolteonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential and Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Jolteonia, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.
- : Following new legislation in Jolteonia, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Jolteonia, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality.
- : Following new legislation in Jolteonia, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.