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Most Cheerful Citizens: 143rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 166thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 300th
The Principality of
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Jolteon
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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Jolteonia

Population28.008 billion

CapitalViridian Forest
LeaderJolteon

CurrencyPokédollar
AnimalJolteon

The Principality of Jolteonia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Jolteon with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 28.008 billion Jolteonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Viridian Forest. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Jolteonian economy, worth a remarkable 8,980 trillion Pokédollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 320,655 Pokédollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, political dissidents are cut off from essential services, Jolteon's personal home is one of Balder's most notorious party destinations, and farting etiquette is taught in schools. Crime is totally unknown. Jolteonia's national animal is the Jolteon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jolteonia is ranked 122,377th in the world and 2,446th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 287.01247603412 days.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 143rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 166thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 300thLargest Publishing Industry: 317thMost Advanced Public Education: 328thMost Beautiful Environments: 357thSmartest Citizens: 385thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 408thMost Pacifist: 511thNicest Citizens: 559thMost Advanced Public Transport: 568thMost Cultured: 614thBest Weather: 642ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 698thSafest: 733rdHighest Food Quality: 823rdLargest Governments: 881stMost Developed: 907thHighest Average Tax Rates: 939thLongest Average Lifespans: 966thHighest Poor Incomes: 978thHealthiest Citizens: 1,042ndHighest Economic Output: 1,077thMost Inclusive: 1,174thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,181stLowest Crime Rates: 1,419thMost Efficient Economies: 1,682ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,235thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,270thHighest Average Incomes: 2,329thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,420thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,248thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,346thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,431stLargest Populations: 5,531stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,368thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,392ndNudest: 8,995thMost Secular: 9,916thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,157thMost Influential: 14,688thTop
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Most Patriotic: 15,447thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,585thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,737thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20,223rdMost Income Equality: 25,024thMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,066th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 26th in the regionMost Inclusive: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 32nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 46th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 50th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 52nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 83rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 92nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 100th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 119th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 150th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 151st in the regionLargest Populations: 171st in the regionMost Influential: 180th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 181st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 353rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 364th in the regionNudest: 428th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 471st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 527th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 747th in the regionMost Income Equality: 781st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 825th in the regionMost Politically Free: 843rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jolteonia, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Jolteonia, Jolteon's personal home is one of Balder's most notorious party destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Jolteonia, political dissidents are cut off from essential services.
  • : Following new legislation in Jolteonia, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.
  • : Following new legislation in Jolteonia, the internet has been placed under government control.
  • : Jolteonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential and Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Jolteonia, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.
  • : Following new legislation in Jolteonia, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Jolteonia, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality.
  • : Following new legislation in Jolteonia, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.

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