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Highest Drug Use: 1,578thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,434thMost Influential: 2,704th
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Johnne Green

Population4.959 billion



The People's Republic of Johnne Green is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.959 billion Johnne Greenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanksville. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Johnne Greenian economy, worth 368 trillion Johnnes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 74,258 Johnnes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Johnne Green. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Johnne Green's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Johnne Green is ranked 218,409th in the world and 1,000th in 10000 Islands for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -6.65 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Highest Drug Use: 1,578thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,434thTop
Most Influential: 2,704thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,987thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,124thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,746thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,439thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,545thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,450thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,282ndMost Pacifist: 10,883rdNicest Citizens: 10,970thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,082ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,122ndMost Inclusive: 11,857thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,119thTop
Most Cultured: 14,155thHighest Food Quality: 14,627thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,467thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,908thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,027thMost Income Equality: 17,436thSafest: 18,277thSmartest Citizens: 19,689thLargest Governments: 20,123rdMost Rebellious Youth: 22,782ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,201stMost Subsidized Industry: 24,320thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 25,443rdHighest Poor Incomes: 26,578th
Highest Drug Use: 6th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 17th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 35th in the regionMost Politically Free: 51st in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 68th in the regionMost Extreme: 75th in the regionMost Income Equality: 79th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 87th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 87th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 104th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 107th in the region

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