The Federal Republic of Joeyist Union is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by General Joey Johnson with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.913 billion Joeyists are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Joeyton. The average income tax rate is 53.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth 161 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 84,653 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Babies are a small but significant export, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, and the Joeyist Union Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joeyist Union's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Joeyist Union is ranked 232,927^th in the world and 15^th in Sovereign Corporate League for Most Secular, with 8.6 Atheism Rate.