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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,307thMost Armed: 6,294thMost Devout: 10,913th
The Federal Republic of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
United we stand, divided we fall
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Enforcer
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Civil Rights
Below Average
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Political Freedom
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Joeyist Union

Population1.913 billion

CapitalNew Joeyton
LeaderGeneral Joey Johnson
FaithChristianity

CurrencyDollar
AnimalDeer

The Federal Republic of Joeyist Union is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by General Joey Johnson with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.913 billion Joeyists are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Joeyton. The average income tax rate is 53.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth 161 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 84,653 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Babies are a small but significant export, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, and the Joeyist Union Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joeyist Union's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Joeyist Union is ranked 232,927th in the world and 15th in Sovereign Corporate League for Most Secular, with 8.6 Atheism Rate.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14,679thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,431stBest Weather: 20,546thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,992ndMost Developed: 21,387th
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Joeyist Union's influence in Sovereign Corporate League rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • : Joeyist Union approved the World Assembly proposal "Condemn The Age of Utopia".
  • : Joeyist Union voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
  • : Joeyist Union approved the World Assembly proposal "Police Budget Expanded".
  • : Joeyist Union approved the World Assembly proposal "Humane Slaughter Act".
  • : Joeyist Union approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Nuclear Arms Possession Act"".
  • : Joeyist Union approved the World Assembly proposal "Freedom Of Association".
  • : Joeyist Union voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
  • : Joeyist Union voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Joeyist Union was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.

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