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Healthiest Citizens: 4,641stMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,810thNicest Citizens: 5,047th
The Interstellar Democrat Union of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
You are dead, not big surprise
Minister of Justice
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Joeanian Republic

Population2.248 billion

CapitalNeo Runcorn
LeaderPresident Eric Marshall

CurrencyJoeanian Dime
AnimalJoeanian Shepherd

The Interstellar Democrat Union of Joeanian Republic is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Eric Marshall with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.248 billion Joeanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Runcorn. The average income tax rate is 77.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Joeanian economy, worth 330 trillion Joeanian Dimes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,818 Joeanian Dimes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joeanian Republic's national animal is the Joeanian Shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Joeanian Republic is ranked 192,222nd in the world and 160th in Institute of Cellulose for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -4.69 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Healthiest Citizens: 4,641stMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,810thNicest Citizens: 5,047thMost Inclusive: 6,656thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,686thLowest Crime Rates: 7,877thMost Developed: 8,094thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,235thBest Weather: 8,717thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,919thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,133rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,235thSmartest Citizens: 10,516thMost Efficient Economies: 11,424thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,883rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,278thLargest Governments: 13,585thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,991stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,056thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,494thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,579thHighest Average Incomes: 14,938thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,427thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,828thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,977thMost Secular: 19,270thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,396thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,020thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,302ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,360thSafest: 21,296thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,562ndHighest Poor Incomes: 22,669th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Best Weather: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionMost Average: 18th in the regionMost Pacifist: 19th in the region

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