Population | 18.161 billion |
Capital | Vocryae |
Leader | HSM Agustín I |
Faith | Moderatism |
Currency | Flamas |
Animal | Finch |
The Shadow Cult of Jocospor is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by HSM Agustín I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.161 billion Jocospites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vocryae. The average income tax rate is 91.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Jocospite economy, worth a remarkable 3,764 trillion Flamas a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 207,291 Flamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals", and future leaders of Jocospor regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jocospor's national animal is the Finch, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Moderatism.
Jocospor is ranked 12,895th in the world and 5th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Stationary, with 1,954.11567992072 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jocospor was endorsed by The Protectorate of Greater Esha.
- : Jocospor was endorsed by The Authoritarian Republic of Talilon.
- : Jocospor was endorsed by The Absolute Monarchy of United Soviet Socialist Confederacy.
- : Jocospor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Jocospor was endorsed by Jekrania.
- : Jocospor was endorsed by The United Federation of Merconia.
- : Jocospor was endorsed by Tortanace.
- : Jocospor was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Jocospor was endorsed by The Kingdom of Godness Ares.
- : Jocospor was endorsed by The Free Democratic Republic of Supawesomegudgirl.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 56 » Aeioux, Regna Loreau, Sagrea, The Dixie Confederate Union, Valerox, Draznia, New England INC, Vicotis Kor, Marthuania, East Amen Zamend, Panthera Order, Tertania, The Very Dark Place, Volpi Apostati, Andoros, Krei, Sllonsonnopia, The Workers Republican Democratic Union, A Hentai Protagonist, Shiya, Khaled Music, New Daul Eryx, Richard Nixonopolis, Meridis, Victorious Friesland, Heltan, Slobodovia, Sparkvernia, Salcanceacy, Flurp Flurp Land, Aargovia, Factorium Machinarius, Astariel, Johill, Extreme War Crimes, Mercanta, ShrewLlamaLand, Mera, The Yeetusa, Holy Naculnel Starlderlit, Arcanais, Non-French, Nizhny Volga, Grand Principality of Sissania, Corpala, Hunem, Petroli, Bourgeoiss, Silver Imperial Utopia, Greater Isperia, and 6 others.Daulmark, Thorstonia, Merconia, United Soviet Socialist Confederacy, Talilon, and Greater Esha.