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Largest Agricultural Sector: 9,992ndBest Weather: 10,645thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,167th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
Voor het vaderland
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Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
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Joaland

Population508 million

CapitalNew Amsterdam

CurrencyCrete
AnimalGyrfalcon

The Constitutional Monarchy of Joaland is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, hard-working population of 508 million Joalandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Joalandian economy, worth 44.6 trillion Cretes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 87,807 Cretes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, appendix transplant figures have recently doubled, solid-gold toilets are Joalandian prisons' least expensive furnishings, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joaland's national animal is the Gyrfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Joaland is ranked 48,507th in the world and 4th in Creatopia for Nudest, with 183.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14,167thNicest Citizens: 14,311thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,861stHealthiest Citizens: 15,030thMost Inclusive: 16,588thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,402ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,739thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,372ndLongest Average Lifespans: 18,833rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,646th
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Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Joaland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Ever-Wandering Souls".
  • : Joaland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pedagogical Freedom".
  • : Following new legislation in Joaland, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Joaland, solid-gold toilets are Joalandian prisons' least expensive furnishings.
  • : Following new legislation in Joaland, appendix transplant figures have recently doubled.
  • : Following new legislation in Joaland, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land.
  • : Following new legislation in Joaland, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
  • : Joaland lodged a message on the Creatopia Regional Message Board.
  • : Joaland's influence in Creatopia rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Following new legislation in Joaland, graffiti graces every city's streets.

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