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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,603rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,008thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,448th
The Partisan Organization of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
בקיעס אַרויסגעבן
Partisan Commander Izaak Vladek
Minister of Foreign Affairs/Information
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Jewish Underground State

Population1.043 billion

LeaderPartisan Commander Izaak Vladek

AnimalWhite Eagle

The Partisan Organization of Jewish Underground State is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Partisan Commander Izaak Vladek with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 1.043 billion Jews have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krakow. The average income tax rate is 39.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Jewish economy, worth 100 trillion Zloties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,361 Zloties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, the official Jewish Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, JUS-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, and the Jewish Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jewish Underground State's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Judaism.

Jewish Underground State is ranked 41,896th in the world and 28th in Kavonia for Most Developed, scoring 70.43 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,603rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,008thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,448thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,745thMost Devout: 18,901stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,273rdLargest Publishing Industry: 19,679thHighest Food Quality: 19,967thMost Inclusive: 20,975thMost Cultured: 21,656thNicest Citizens: 22,059thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,291stLargest Welfare Programs: 23,652ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,010thMost Compassionate Citizens: 25,576thLargest Agricultural Sector: 26,803rd
Most Average: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 8th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the region

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