by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 128thMost Influential: 1,498thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,965th
The Country of
Democratic Socialists Hell
We have no idea what we're doing
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population2.854 billion



The Country of Jerzykowo is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Roth with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, infamous sell-swords, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.854 billion kupsk0nators, 376 million of whom are zombies, are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Welfare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skittle. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient kupsk0nator economy, worth 416 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 145,983 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In a baffling press conference Roth proudly dismantled a broken door, organ donation is compulsory, the JBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, and tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jerzykowo's national animal is the niunia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Niuniaism.

Jerzykowo is ranked 217,238th in the world and 12,031st in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.38 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 128thMost Influential: 1,498thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,965thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,340thNicest Citizens: 2,376thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,694thMost Pacifist: 2,772ndMost Inclusive: 2,845thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,637thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,710thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,991stLowest Crime Rates: 4,369thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,587thHealthiest Citizens: 4,761stMost Developed: 4,763rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,787thSafest: 5,198thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,743rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,753rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,974thSmartest Citizens: 5,975thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,027thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,759thBest Weather: 8,138thLargest Governments: 8,250thMost Efficient Economies: 9,036thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,047thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,176thMost Secular: 9,178thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,206thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,871stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,251stMost Cultured: 10,804thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,040thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,214thMost Survivors: 13,682ndHighest Average Incomes: 14,712thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,336thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,458thMost Income Equality: 20,345th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 108th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 151st in the regionNicest Citizens: 162nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 165th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 168th in the regionMost Pacifist: 174th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 188th in the regionMost Inclusive: 192nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 229th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 233rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 267th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 283rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 291st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 292nd in the regionSafest: 293rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 297th in the regionMost Developed: 301st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 327th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 340th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 345th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 350th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 372nd in the regionLargest Governments: 427th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 444th in the regionBest Weather: 458th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 487th in the regionMost Secular: 499th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 535th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 544th in the regionMost Cultured: 558th in the regionMost Influential: 604th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 645th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 660th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 668th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 739th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 784th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 921st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,012th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jerzykowo, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerzykowo, the JBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerzykowo, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerzykowo, in a baffling press conference Roth proudly dismantled a broken door.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerzykowo, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerzykowo, citizens have voted the song "Roth Smells Like A Niunia" as their new national anthem.
  • : Jerzykowo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerzykowo, both criminals and civilians are DOA.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerzykowo, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerzykowo, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 505 » Sikol, Guer Aike, Dabarastan, Runeda, Koda-Land, El Fiji Grande, Corfad, Dreadton, Hamerica, Heilhum Imperius, Zzozona, Sopernia, Crusadam, Votak Matim, The Rhein States, Newpromisedland, Shibutani, Pazair, Dar es Saalam, Lulubellia, 1 very fast endotarter, Xipher, Fauzjhia, Merconitonitopia, Aerilia, Hardscrabble, Yaorozu, The Tampa Bay Rays, Principia Mathematica, Prydania, Navsland, Brucklania, Highton Islands, Omnistria, Notyoutopia, Empy, Andexia, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Pallaith, Ethnon, The Endless Eventide, Advancia-Sizzletown, WeKnow, Imortan Empire, R libanon, East Supple Lund, Itallitopia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Azzarel, Fizban, and 455 others.Sisang, PotatoFarmers, Tolopel, Drentusa, Boston Castle, Axolotlus, Picairn, Gainesixtan, Republica Guilleana, Gilakistan, Zumlandia, Tringapore, Orogonia, LostLegion, Dangine, Chips and Guac, Citrus Rutaceae, Lotion Empire, Kragsgale, Multius, Siwale, Holy Oranz, Selfgradatude, Neo Cheese Empire, Yamantau, Zemper Macro, Interdimensional Zone, Lorigia, Daiz, North Bratislava, Great Bights Mum, Unsophisticate, Shadowrik, Kocherian, Morover, Xarrel, Noahs Second Country, Braghz, Sundred, Amerian States, Simone Republic, Loli County, Praeceps, U S Eh, Ravendi, Loutsland, Cretox State, Kingdom of Witcheria, Dicko, Aeurithianar, Jestings, Colonies of Free Temeria, New Lakemba, Sunto, Karlinagrad, Dopeland420, Kheshiga, Maclare, Anungu, Feelonia, Cors Evia, Daerlan, Fran Advar, Altivia, United Lokkia, AENEDELIAH, French Bananastan, Fascist Democracy, Arloria, Karakalpak Republic, Manticore utopia, Kurniastan, Bend Mai, Lackinsar, Holy Empire Of Greater Bavaria, Libertania Democratica, Saphrosynia, Walter Jackson, Ateala, Miamington, Fel Imass, Nordic-British Union, Harveney, Neonlake, Seenvorland, Partax, TyGerria, Level headed Libertarians, Sakarna, Minuda, Orado, Detrivania, Artemis Selene, Chukstik Illahi, Paul Pasch, Zdagoburg, Ardretia, Vaireldanionistasi, Ocharckia, Necromonia, Arrivederci, Shizzy, AverageJoevlania, Cartures, Lordelles, Confederacy of North America, Tamlra, Pigeonstan, Asoc lon, Free Culture, Pleroma Sans Romans, Eraver, A Ordem do Caos, Xyroxes, Aetulia, GlobeCV, Eastern Valskovia, Nistriabar, Old Emporia, Camikistan, Moszce-Walvard, Copola, Malta Comino Gozo, Liminyj, Frieszia, AVALOHIA, Gendirt, Sciency Advancement, Ausnakulia, South Kalmaria, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Mardessa, Jovian Knights, Chadinton, Kim Da-mi, TJUN-ia, David Davidson, Central Drazil, Goblin Gang, Inner lorrainia, North Unity, Novatros, The Discipled, Zaeli, The Bureaucratic Territories, Rozarus, Cloydicia, Western Aurtoplethurd, Western Vapia, Cowbridge, Iceria, DIMAnism, Irvari, Caladann, Ibarkla, Clan Spaniel, Yokciq Empire, Oro-Yurdujan, Terrax, Ver Testua, Dakota Territories, Outer Shenendoah, Noboru tsuki, Eastern Cous Empria, Vexilia, Ilmatil, Khoik, Commoterre, Centromuria, Mekine, Great Latiko, Ekaitokoa, Salt-and-Pepper, Godwanna, Wilkshire, Draconian Progression, Aruvicion, Rockwell Islands, The English Alliance, WolfMessiah, Emeraldtopia, Timothea, Saint Alaric, Verytas, Yalgora, Harjad, United Asgardian States, United Island States of Southeast Asia, The Most Freedom Ever, Solmetria, Zimmerdachen, Marmiedon, Rainengrad, WOoloo Unitedstrtes, KhalChicken, Wooleystan, Cosamaloapan, Termathe, Solphine, Yemet, Arimbia, Lucedeia, Kuldi, Eywaan, Panama Coalition, Revolutionary Sealand, Phoronu, Ice and Tinian, Cokoland, Solcius, The Sinclarian Provinces, Erubetia, Vesuva, Tunofferia, Trance Empire, Pauliestien, Luniandez, Singamadri, Lemonbiscuits, United States of Medford, Elvoreto, Democratie, SORT, Imperial Pieserged, Keurig Machines, Amblegreserland, The Unicrons, The New Trumpland, Westinor, Quentiam Viventem, Batatoland Empire, Frances Francis the First of France, The Bikini Bottom Republic, The Windmilluminati, Greater Nattlecreniaxia, Rad Lads, Mouva Crishia, Magna Banitia, Asooka, The Royal States of Canada, Humptalumpta, Esplandia, Kamohoalii, Andanavia, Tukayyiad, Potatolandium, Krazon, Alqulonde, The Great Imperial Roman Empire, Yellops, Yukti, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Entecavir, Hells Ninth Circle, Caselpania, Zeternia, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Tachycardia, Srnsbaland, Ramiru, Gor Nacho, Schnuftelland, Central Ryal, Nuevo Navarre, Kappacon, Cascadiya, Nord Botten, Okramija, North Armatas, Arizona Zervas, Federalania, Pleasuretown, Cinnibar, Pradovnia, The True Frog, Conservative State of Poland, Vladmir Putin, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Zokk, Nova Arcania, Soviet Terran, Joodey, Triado, Sardona, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, Orenmark, Aquila Islands, The Greylands, An Identity Crisis, Iron Cladia, Vernest Quill, Visse, Nouvelle-Guadeloupe, The Gamer Party, The Papal Catholic States, Ivy Rekkia, Florida Palms, Neo-Ottomania, VietAnhland, Eisenmund, Femanie, West Zebrupco Bageropirex, Zecit, Navorden, Tyroshh, Changjo, Nodnarb, Dropey, Grieslhiem, Xagill, United States of Americanas, Ataraxia Somnia, Gautania, Maratabat, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Texas States, Territorio di Nessuno, Sile Maungistan, Falkendel, Kuveria, Seanat, Sattelbach, Madjack, NationTownState, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Neo Colorado, Austral States of America, Valhalla123, Kranostav, Wurplestan, Etanur, Zankioa, Barabolia, Viridiann, Maroon Peak, The Turkish workers of Europe, Zupla, Wineclaw, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Siglakan, Austrian Confederacy, Northern Glory, European Nation State, West Papua states, Eurochina, Former English Colony, Pytong, Drutopia Insomnia, Sil Dorsett, Venicea, Maott, Religioncord, Lubi Islands, Logovets, Solimun, Gabenia, Jurisa, Samfoychi, Staurlanidgerumiegisordia, Harmonypine, Northwest Zedonia, Testnation223, Leewood, Londinensi, Bruhast, Figyjharli, Whatever mo, Seridian, Vincone Cae, Democratic HomeLand, I Anixi, East Wushen, Valentine Z, Bankowiata, Santalcine, The Clever Crow, Kazoo Basin, Dejure, Wisconsota, Aingard, Nichigo Sebe, The Unified Missourtama States, Konolas, Beta Cyndriel, The AP Republic, Freyford, Ozstan, Caffeinetopia, The Stratosphere Islands, PEG, Zixu, Pasargad, The Iron Lions, The Pantheons, The United Capital of Adam, Alcavia, Canineia, Ammanies, Monkemafiatopia, The Hellenistic Realm, Venuar, Inspiratus, Sevinland, Eylstadt Izetta, Reinoniananiananonanonona, ANdTHeRnIa, Osternia, Arazher, Kastonvia, Desvios, Kholynia, Vyata Temor, Brsil, Amberun, Northern-Kempia, Finchin, Callecul, USSRITWILLWORK, Armandinia, Xanatosi, Ellbonnia, Dacian Freelands, Fisle, The Navy Blue, Wisso, Ereena, Kirillov Brigade, The Vistula, Based Vapia, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, The Real Ram Ranch, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Pizzerelia, Anarkhibertas, Nalver And, Centrialand, The Backwardest Nation You Know, Northern Hark Eis Supond, Ascidia, Laurendon, The Airship Pilots Union, Lithuanian Commune, The Serdey Islands, Port Naga, Slyakanya, Odelinor, East Akra, Pingree, Black Spears, Marshmelli, Strongwill, Concordare, and Iberia y las Colonias.

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