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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,028thMost Avoided: 2,120thHighest Economic Output: 2,739th
The Dictatorship of
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Jean Claude Duvalier

Population23.466 billion

CapitalPort-Au-Prince
LeaderJean Claude Duvalier
FaithBabyDocIsm

Currencyxxx
Animalxxx

The Dictatorship of Jean Claude Duvalier is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jean Claude Duvalier with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.466 billion Jean Claude Duvalierians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port-Au-Prince. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Jean Claude Duvalierian economy, worth a remarkable 4,232 trillion xxxes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 180,379 xxxes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 781,905 per year while the poor average 26,423, a ratio of 29.6 to 1.

Members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired, and children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jean Claude Duvalier's national animal is the xxx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is BabyDocIsm.

Jean Claude Duvalier is ranked 140,282nd in the world and 76th in Equilism for Most Extreme, scoring 15.19 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,028thMost Avoided: 2,120thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,739thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,814thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,884thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,931stLargest Black Market: 3,221stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,229thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,251stLargest Mining Sector: 3,478thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,337thLargest Populations: 5,016thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,334thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,527thHighest Average Incomes: 8,971stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,262ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,605thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,543rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,646thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,816thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,517thMost Efficient Economies: 14,481stMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,897thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,439thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,976thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,723rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,160th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jean Claude Duvalier was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Jean Claude Duvalier, children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts.
  • : Following new legislation in Jean Claude Duvalier, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired.
  • : Following new legislation in Jean Claude Duvalier, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker.
  • : Following new legislation in Jean Claude Duvalier, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Jean Claude Duvalier, women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Jean Claude Duvalier, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Jean Claude Duvalier, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse.
  • : Following new legislation in Jean Claude Duvalier, incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff.
  • : Following new legislation in Jean Claude Duvalier, Jean Claude Duvalierian politicians are often described as having more style than substance.

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