The United Socialist States of Jamor Pania is a huge, genial nation, notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 204 million Jamor Panians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 59.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Jamor Panian economy, worth 5.67 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 27,775 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, Jamor Pania's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jamor Pania's national animal is the emu.

Jamor Pania is ranked 190,048^th in the world and 3,372^nd in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 16.28 Atheism Rate.