by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 456thLargest Publishing Industry: 542ndMost Advanced Public Education: 661st
The Peaceful Paradise of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
Compassionate regard for all sentient beings
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population19.68 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Amos

Currencycoffee bean
Animalrainbow lorikeet

The Peaceful Paradise of Jamocha is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Amos with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.68 billion Jamochans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mochiana. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jamochan economy, worth a remarkable 3,075 trillion coffee beans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,282 coffee beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence. Crime is totally unknown. Jamocha's national animal is the rainbow lorikeet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Jamocha is ranked 243,552nd in the world and 305th in Spiritus for Most Armed, with 0.11 Weapons Per Person.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 456thLargest Publishing Industry: 542ndMost Advanced Public Education: 661stMost Pacifist: 691stNicest Citizens: 830thMost Beautiful Environments: 965thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,104thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,121stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,138thBest Weather: 1,148thMost Cultured: 1,362ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,479thSmartest Citizens: 1,713thMost Developed: 1,995thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,083rdMost Influential: 2,311thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,887thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,395thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,462ndHighest Economic Output: 4,622ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,880thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,039thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,203rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,944thLargest Governments: 7,054thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,496thLargest Populations: 7,873rdSafest: 8,616thMost Stationary: 9,968thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,026thMost Inclusive: 11,584thNudest: 12,175thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,319thHighest Average Incomes: 12,908thMost Efficient Economies: 18,162ndMost Devout: 20,455th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionMost Stationary: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionNudest: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 20th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 22nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionLargest Governments: 26th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 27th in the regionSafest: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jamocha voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
  • : Jamocha was endorsed by The Empire of Tassalvia.
  • : Jamocha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest and Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Jamocha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Jamocha was endorsed by The Exiled Immortal Empire of Oblitus Terras.
  • : Jamocha voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Digital Network Defense"".
  • : Jamocha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Jamocha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Jamocha was endorsed by The Community of Venusolar.
  • : Jamocha voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Embassy"".


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