The Empire of J o Jian Capture Squad S1 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 7.133 billion J o Jian Capture Squad S1ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The strong J o Jian Capture Squad S1ian economy, worth 441 trillion Sauces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 61,912 Sauces, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. J o Jian Capture Squad S1's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

J o Jian Capture Squad S1 is ranked 222,826^th in the world and 1^st in The Free City of Danzig for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.7 law-abiding acts per hour.