Population | 8.485 billion |
Capital | Kiyo-Konsa |
Leader | Emperor Angel I |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | Iwonian Peso |
Animal | Eagle |
The Empire of Iwonia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Angel I with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, aversion to nipples, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.485 billion Iwonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiyo-Konsa. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Iwonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,729 trillion Iwonian Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 203,884 Iwonian Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?", birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, and medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iwonia's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Iwonia is ranked 156,159th in the world and 83rd in Anteria for Most Stationary, with 139.2507442128 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Iwonia, medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak.
- : Following new legislation in Iwonia, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
- : Following new legislation in Iwonia, the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?".
- : Following new legislation in Iwonia, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
- : Following new legislation in Iwonia, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
- : Iwonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Following new legislation in Iwonia, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
- : Following new legislation in Iwonia, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection.
- : Following new legislation in Iwonia, they who do not work shall not eat.
- : Following new legislation in Iwonia, Emperor Angel I's reputation is hard as nails.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 11 » Lesser Velutaria, Whitmarche, Prussian regency, Krobach, The Trilla Gang Mafia, Anahuac, Swinas, Sab Demenr, Kathricore, La Riojania, and La Montilla.