The Kingdom of Italy and Malta is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 352 million Itamalians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 26.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Italy and Maltan economy, worth 33.2 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 94,276 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves, the news is showing footage of Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears, and rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Italy and Malta's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Italy and Malta is ranked 222,922^nd in the world and 9,226^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 3.83 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.