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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 155thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 156thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 230th
The Military Socialist Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship
The Work of a Nation
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population6.727 billion

LeaderMountain Dewus Junior
FaithItallitopian Orthodox

CurrencyWorkers Stamp
AnimalMountain Dew

The Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mountain Dewus Junior with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.727 billion Itallitopians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reme. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Itallitopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,476 trillion Workers Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 368,094 Workers Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked, and the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'. Crime is totally unknown. Itallitopia's national animal is the Mountain Dew, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Itallitopian Orthodox.

Itallitopia is ranked 156,724th in the world and 7,085th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 155thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 156thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 230thHighest Poor Incomes: 305thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 323rdMost Influential: 593rdLargest Black Market: 769thLargest Information Technology Sector: 840thMost Armed: 849thHighest Average Incomes: 1,027thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,853rdTop
Largest Governments: 2,435thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,839thLargest Mining Sector: 3,545thMost Developed: 3,699thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,826thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,079thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,161stSmartest Citizens: 4,603rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,698thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,703rdHighest Economic Output: 5,768thMost Efficient Economies: 5,904thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,857thMost Cultured: 7,245thRudest Citizens: 8,060thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,177thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,258thMost Avoided: 10,727thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,485thLowest Crime Rates: 13,603rdMost Inclusive: 14,058thMost Stationary: 16,830thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,639thMost Secular: 21,936thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,470th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 33rd in the regionMost Armed: 35th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 44th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 52nd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 102nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 117th in the regionLargest Governments: 122nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 125th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 146th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 168th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 174th in the regionMost Influential: 204th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 205th in the regionMost Developed: 221st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 234th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 243rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 247th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 252nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 290th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 313th in the regionMost Cultured: 372nd in the regionMost Stationary: 392nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 395th in the regionRudest Citizens: 401st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 402nd in the regionMost Avoided: 416th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 689th in the regionLargest Populations: 794th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 831st in the regionMost Inclusive: 842nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 946th in the region

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