by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 154thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 172ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 252nd
The Military Socialist Republic of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
The Work of a Nation
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population7.899 billion

LeaderMountain Dewus Junior
FaithItallitopian Orthodox

CurrencyWorkers Stamp
AnimalMountain Dew

The Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Mountain Dewus Junior with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.899 billion Itallitopians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reme. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Itallitopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,844 trillion Workers Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 360,132 Workers Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They who do not work shall not eat, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Mountain Dewus Junior's desk. Crime is totally unknown. Itallitopia's national animal is the Mountain Dew, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Itallitopian Orthodox.

Itallitopia is ranked 879th in the world and 33rd in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 22.67 Weapons Per Person.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 154thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 172ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 252ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 335thHighest Poor Incomes: 419thMost Influential: 607thLargest Black Market: 771stLargest Information Technology Sector: 872ndMost Armed: 879thHighest Average Incomes: 1,139thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,883rdTop
Largest Governments: 2,463rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,731stMost Developed: 3,702ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,884thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,316thLargest Mining Sector: 4,367thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,388thSmartest Citizens: 4,573rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,866thHighest Economic Output: 5,186thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,247thRudest Citizens: 6,180thMost Efficient Economies: 6,224thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,772ndMost Cultured: 7,239thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,427thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,186thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,448thTop
Most Inclusive: 13,058thLowest Crime Rates: 14,258thMost Stationary: 15,637thMost Secular: 22,400thHealthiest Citizens: 24,482nd
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 30th in the regionMost Armed: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 48th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 52nd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 108th in the regionLargest Governments: 134th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 152nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 154th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 165th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 209th in the regionMost Influential: 210th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 210th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 216th in the regionMost Developed: 229th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 251st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 251st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 262nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 272nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 294th in the regionRudest Citizens: 336th in the regionMost Stationary: 352nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 353rd in the regionMost Cultured: 366th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 407th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 410th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 473rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 750th in the regionMost Inclusive: 788th in the regionLargest Populations: 825th in the region

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