Population | 7.64 billion |
Capital | Cyrilia |
Leader | Isti |
Faith | Necromancy |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | Thylacine |
The Holy Favourite Son of Istillian Razedusk-Jormunr is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Isti with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, compulsory vegetarianism, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.64 billion Istillian Razedusk-Jormunrians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Administration, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyrilia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Istillian Razedusk-Jormunrian economy, worth 486 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 63,717 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 239,814 per year while the poor average 11,808, a ratio of 20.3 to 1.
The government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university, and children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Istillian Razedusk-Jormunr's national animal is the Thylacine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Necromancy.
Istillian Razedusk-Jormunr is ranked 45,631st in the world and 5th in Sky Haven for Most Stationary, with 958.7290044686 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Istillian Razedusk-Jormunr was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : Istillian Razedusk-Jormunr was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : Istillian Razedusk-Jormunr was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : Istillian Razedusk-Jormunr lodged a message on the Sky Haven Regional Message Board.
- : The Celestial Mandate Capital of Brox Reple was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Istillian Razedusk-Jormunr, killing 2 million zombies.
- : The Celestial Mandate Capital of Brox Reple was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Istillian Razedusk-Jormunr, killing 4 million zombies.
- : The Waskarian buddy of Waskarinia was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Istillian Razedusk-Jormunr, killing 1 million zombies.
- : The Celestial Mandate Capital of Brox Reple was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Istillian Razedusk-Jormunr, killing 2 million zombies.
- : The Waskarian buddy of Waskarinia was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Istillian Razedusk-Jormunr, killing 1 million zombies.
- : The Waskarian buddy of Waskarinia was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Istillian Razedusk-Jormunr, killing 1 million zombies.