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Highest Drug Use: 9thHighest Crime Rates: 649thMost Rebellious Youth: 724th
The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of
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Isla de Yoshi

Population23.747 billion

CapitalDonut Plains
LeaderYellow Yoshi

Currencymelon
Animalpiranha plant

The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of Isla de Yoshi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Yellow Yoshi with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 23.747 billion Isla de Yoshians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, although Social Policy and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donut Plains. The average income tax rate is 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Isla de Yoshian economy, worth a remarkable 4,801 trillion melons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 202,187 melons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The Isla de Yoshian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Isla de Yoshi's national animal is the piranha plant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla de Yoshi is ranked 7,710th in the world and 7th in Gay for Nudest, with 225 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Highest Drug Use: 9thHighest Crime Rates: 649thMost Rebellious Youth: 724thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,075thMost Armed: 1,253rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,264thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,300thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,526thMost Politically Free: 1,610thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,702ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,842ndHighest Economic Output: 1,992ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,078thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,438thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,502ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,503rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,744thSmartest Citizens: 4,241stLargest Populations: 4,280thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,492ndMost Cultured: 5,758thHighest Average Incomes: 6,076thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,083rdMost Stationary: 6,877thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,289thNudest: 7,710thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,693rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,001stLargest Black Market: 10,088thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,540thMost Efficient Economies: 11,778thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,677thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,171stHighest Poor Incomes: 14,229thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,266thNicest Citizens: 16,971stMost Beautiful Environments: 17,105thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,222ndMost Extreme: 20,176thMost Influential: 21,341st
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the region

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  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

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