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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 59thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 67th
The Union of egoists of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Thanks for lunch money
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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IraqGreece

Population14.103 billion

CapitalStirner
LeaderMax Stirner
FaithAtheism

CurrencyDrachma
AnimalBlack Eagle

The Union of egoists of IraqGreece is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Max Stirner with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.103 billion Egoists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stirner. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Egoist economy, worth a remarkable 4,162 trillion Drachmas a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 295,129 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Slavery has been abolished, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, and coconut-half banging former royals skip around the countryside seeking gullible peasants to rule. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. IraqGreece's national animal is the Black Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Atheism.

IraqGreece is ranked 28,704th in the world and 50th in Chicken overlords for Most Cultured, scoring 81 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 59thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 67thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 652ndLargest Mining Sector: 678thMost Corrupt Governments: 702ndLargest Black Market: 745thMost Primitive: 1,469thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,734thMost Patriotic: 1,819thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,998thHighest Average Incomes: 3,022ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,047thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,416thMost Devout: 4,392ndHighest Economic Output: 4,432ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,500thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,302ndLargest Governments: 6,464thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,637thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,873rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,469thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,875thMost Developed: 10,268thMost Efficient Economies: 11,590thNudest: 12,771stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,243rdTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 18,568thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,974thSmartest Citizens: 23,072ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,336thLargest Retail Industry: 26,750thHealthiest Citizens: 27,315thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27,383rdMost Cultured: 28,704thLargest Populations: 28,755th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 35th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 43rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 44th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 44th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Cultured: 50th in the regionMost Conservative: 72nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 120th in the regionMost Income Equality: 148th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 178th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 214th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 230th in the regionMost Average: 484th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,211th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : IraqGreece's influence in Chicken overlords rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : IraqGreece was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in IraqGreece, coconut-half banging former royals skip around the countryside seeking gullible peasants to rule.
  • : Following new legislation in IraqGreece, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
  • : Following new legislation in IraqGreece, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out.
  • : Following new legislation in IraqGreece, slavery has been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in IraqGreece, Egoist farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic.
  • : IraqGreece was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : IraqGreece lodged a message on the Chicken overlords Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in IraqGreece, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.

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