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Iramerica

Population26.431 billion

CapitalTehrangton

CurrencyDollar
AnimalEagle

The United States of Iramerica is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.431 billion Iramericans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tehrangton. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Iramerican economy, worth a remarkable 6,156 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,921 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, birth rates have hit an all-time low, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown. Iramerica's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Iramerica is ranked 30,606th in the world and 2nd in Iran for Most Stationary, with 1,330.28139167492 days.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 480thLargest Welfare Programs: 625thMost Developed: 858thHealthiest Citizens: 882ndLongest Average Lifespans: 915thMost Cheerful Citizens: 947thMost Cultured: 1,053rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,227thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,247thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,437thBest Weather: 1,609thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,786thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,787thHighest Food Quality: 1,810thLargest Governments: 1,821stSafest: 1,873rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,903rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,144thHighest Economic Output: 2,294thSmartest Citizens: 2,302ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,706thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,737thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,135thMost Pacifist: 3,320thMost Efficient Economies: 3,354thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,426thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,669thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,909thNicest Citizens: 5,483rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,587thLargest Populations: 6,670thMost Inclusive: 8,481stMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,968thMost Secular: 11,692ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,196thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,359thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,908thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,106thMost Politically Free: 24,903rdMost Income Equality: 28,418th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

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  • : Iramerica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Iramerica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Iramerica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors and Most Dead.
  • : Iramerica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Iramerica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Iramerica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Iramerica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Most Income Equality.
  • : Iramerica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Iramerica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Iramerica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.

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