The Democrat Capitalist Republic of Independent Halls is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Professor BeeOhBee with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 3.813 billion Inditeses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalakuta. The average income tax rate is 18.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Independent Hallsian economy, worth 408 trillion Indies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,113 Indies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat, auditors are gutting every governmental department, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Independent Halls's national animal is the Blue Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Independent Halls is ranked 93,894^th in the world and 4,103^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,173.77 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.