The Empire of Imperium Malignis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Morgoth Mindrend Ganumaga with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.906 billion Malignants are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arx Daemoniorum. The average income tax rate is 71.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperium Malignisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,051 trillion Crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 158,993 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

An internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Morgoth Mindrend Ganumaga, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, and it turns out that money can buy you happiness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperium Malignis's national animal is the Goshawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Imperium Malignis is ranked 13,645^th in the world and 859^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.7 law-abiding acts per hour.