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Nudest: 1,967thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,736thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,277th
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Imperial Kaiserreich Germany

Population319 million

CapitalImperial Berlin

CurrencyGerman gold mark
AnimalImperial Barn Owl

The Constitutional Monarchy of Imperial Kaiserreich Germany is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, lack of airports, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 319 million Germans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Berlin. The average income tax rate is 44.6%.

The powerhouse German economy, worth 21.5 trillion German gold marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 67,416 German gold marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, and movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperial Kaiserreich Germany's national animal is the Imperial Barn Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Imperial Kaiserreich Germany is ranked 177,902nd in the world and 765th in Europe for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -2.83 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Nudest: 1,967thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,736thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,277thMost Pacifist: 10,453rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,720thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 12,493rdBest Weather: 14,558thSafest: 15,028thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,445thNicest Citizens: 16,889thMost Influential: 18,508thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,895thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,461stMost Beautiful Environments: 24,375th
Nudest: 10th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 40th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 93rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 112th in the region

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