The Dictatorship of Imperial Adyaxa is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Harold The Beloved with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.35 billion Adyaxians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shudstin. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial Adyaxan economy, worth 715 trillion Axas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 133,682 Axas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperial Adyaxa's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Imperial Adyaxa is ranked 65,082^nd in the world and 1,248^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,133.74 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.