The State of Il Nuovo Mondo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 34.591 billion Il Nuovo Mondoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Il Nuovo Mondoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,497 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 43,287 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 294,301 per year while the poor average 2,325, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the government is avowedly atheist, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and Il Nuovo Mondo has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Il Nuovo Mondo's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Il Nuovo Mondo is ranked 288,467^th in the world and 7^th in Ethiopia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 34.52 law-abiding acts per hour.