Population | 10.002 billion |
Capital | Aweli Iduwetalazi |
Leader | Altu Idiabalipi |
Faith | Jajaqibibz Idumetalazi |
Currency | covetable |
Animal | leviathigoat |
The Holy Roman Empire of Idumetala is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Altu Idiabalipi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.002 billion Iduwetalazis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aweli Iduwetalazi. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Idumetalan economy, worth a remarkable 1,971 trillion covetables a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 197,118 covetables, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, and there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Idumetala's national animal is the leviathigoat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jajaqibibz Idumetalazi.
Idumetala is ranked 148,877th in the world and 1st in Lalidibz Iduwetalazi Kawadqib for Most Stationary, with 166.27074775332 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Idumetala, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in Idumetala, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
- : Following new legislation in Idumetala, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake.
- : Idumetala published "Iduwetalazi Economy" (Factbook: Economy).
- : Following new legislation in Idumetala, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
- : Following new legislation in Idumetala, vaccinations are mandatory.
- : Idumetala was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Idumetala, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
- : Following new legislation in Idumetala, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time.
- : Following new legislation in Idumetala, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament.