The Republic of Hurricane Kvothe is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.194 billion Hurricane Kvotheans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Environment, and Law & Order. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Hurricane Kvothean economy, worth a remarkable 2,547 trillion currencies a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Tourism, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 310,862 currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Leader has returned as a hero from a brutal campaign to conquer the local beach, kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem, and children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hurricane Kvothe's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Hurricane Kvothe is ranked 344,528th in the world and 56th in Vickenian experiment incubator for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -18.87 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Hurricane Kvothe, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse.
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Hurricane Kvothe, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem.
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Hurricane Kvothe, kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them.
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Hurricane Kvothe, Leader has returned as a hero from a brutal campaign to conquer the local beach.
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Hurricane Kvothe, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
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Hurricane Kvothe, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected.
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Hurricane Kvothe, Leader has been known to make speeches in fishing waders.
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Hurricane Kvothe, a petition to improve Hurricane Kvothean literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks.
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Hurricane Kvothe, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly.
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Hurricane Kvothe, the horniness of the great-horned animal is considered a national priority.