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Best Weather: 12thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 41st
The Republic of
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Some
Economy
Frightening
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Hurricane Kvothe

Population8.194 billion

Currencycurrency
Animalanimal

The Republic of Hurricane Kvothe is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.194 billion Hurricane Kvotheans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Environment, and Law & Order. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hurricane Kvothean economy, worth a remarkable 2,547 trillion currencies a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Tourism, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 310,862 currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Leader has returned as a hero from a brutal campaign to conquer the local beach, kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem, and children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hurricane Kvothe's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hurricane Kvothe is ranked 344,528th in the world and 56th in Vickenian experiment incubator for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -18.87 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Best Weather: 12thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 41stMost Ignorant Citizens: 42ndMost Subsidized Industry: 44thLargest Welfare Programs: 50thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 79thLongest Average Lifespans: 106thHealthiest Citizens: 131stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 137thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 148thMost Beautiful Environments: 153rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 174thMost Primitive: 309thMost Efficient Economies: 593rdNicest Citizens: 734thHighest Average Tax Rates: 744thMost Corrupt Governments: 799thMost Pacifist: 890thLargest Governments: 1,060thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,156thLowest Crime Rates: 1,235thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,286thLargest Retail Industry: 2,051stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,292ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,319thLargest Black Market: 2,594thHighest Average Incomes: 2,743rdMost Inclusive: 3,348thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,696thRudest Citizens: 3,725thMost Secular: 5,927thHighest Economic Output: 10,189thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,013thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,163rd
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Average: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hurricane Kvothe, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse.
  • : Following new legislation in Hurricane Kvothe, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem.
  • : Following new legislation in Hurricane Kvothe, kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them.
  • : Following new legislation in Hurricane Kvothe, Leader has returned as a hero from a brutal campaign to conquer the local beach.
  • : Following new legislation in Hurricane Kvothe, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
  • : Following new legislation in Hurricane Kvothe, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected.
  • : Following new legislation in Hurricane Kvothe, Leader has been known to make speeches in fishing waders.
  • : Following new legislation in Hurricane Kvothe, a petition to improve Hurricane Kvothean literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks.
  • : Following new legislation in Hurricane Kvothe, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly.
  • : Following new legislation in Hurricane Kvothe, the horniness of the great-horned animal is considered a national priority.

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