The Federal Republic of Humptalumpta is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Overloard Norm with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.909 billion Humptalumptans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sierra Gordo. The average income tax rate is 63.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Humptalumptan economy, worth a remarkable 1,247 trillion Wingwangs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 125,858 Wingwangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government funds large training centres to turn Tigers into functioning members of society, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, and the official Humptalumptan Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humptalumpta's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The way.

Humptalumpta is ranked 5,245^th in the world and 253^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 16,472.22 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.