The Commonwealth of Horibiliseststatus is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, digital currency, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 391 million Horibiliseststatusians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 50.4%.

The thriving Horibilian economy, worth 29.2 trillion cents a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,581 cents, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, Horibiliseststatus City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, and 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Horibiliseststatus's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Horibiliseststatus is ranked 79,661^st in the world and 1^st in The Empire of the Golden Hand for Most Secular, with 18.22 Atheism Rate.