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Honeydewistania was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 350
Largest Retail Industry: 111thHighest Crime Rates: 148thMost Armed: 158th
The Dictatorship of
Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State
Screw 🤢 domestic 🏡 violence 🔪 we 😳 going 🌏 global 😎😎💯💯
Prime Minister Nicholas Mellor
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Honeydewistania

Population7.631 billion

CapitalHoneydewopolis
LeaderPrime Minister Nicholas Mellor
Faithphony Beatlemania

Currencyhusk
Animalsheep

The Dictatorship of Honeydewistania is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Nicholas Mellor with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.631 billion Honeydewistanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honeydewopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Honeydewistanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,097 trillion husks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 274,930 husks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,545,849 per year while the poor average 2,847, a ratio of 893 to 1.

Phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters, smog in Honeydewopolis is so bad that fresh air bottles are sold by street vendors, Prime Minister Nicholas Mellor claims tax rises are the result of 'curses', and internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Honeydewistania's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is phony Beatlemania.

Honeydewistania is ranked 259th in the world and 8th in Lazarus for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 89.22 Whatever.

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Largest Retail Industry: 111thHighest Crime Rates: 148thMost Armed: 158thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 158thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 178thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 192ndLargest Gambling Industry: 229thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 259thFattest Citizens: 272ndMost Avoided: 279thMost Secular: 282ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 294thMost Ignorant Citizens: 406thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 450thRudest Citizens: 489thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 508thMost Valuable International Artwork: 622ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 802ndMost Efficient Economies: 933rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,033rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,087thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,245thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,291stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,494thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,981stTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,685thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,526thNudest: 4,558thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,577thHighest Economic Output: 7,829thTop
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Most Influential: 13,777thMost Pro-Market: 19,247thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,737thHighest Drug Use: 19,974thLargest Black Market: 20,809th
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Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 35th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 40th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 53rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 58th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 60th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 61st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 64th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 110th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 137th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 141st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 209th in the regionNudest: 231st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 298th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 300th in the regionMost Influential: 371st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 386th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 819th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, Prime Minister Nicholas Mellor claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, smog in Honeydewopolis is so bad that fresh air bottles are sold by street vendors.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, much of Honeydewistania's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
  • : Honeydewistania altered its national flag.
  • : Honeydewistania published "Louisa Mathers' Reign of Terror Ends" (Factbook: Politics).
  • : Honeydewistania changed its national leader to "Prime Minister Nicholas Mellor".

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