by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 158thLargest Retail Industry: 244thHighest Crime Rates: 346th
The Pernicious Plutocracy of
Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters
Cash, Capital and Cantaloupes
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.201 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Marcel Fraser
Faithearning money


The Pernicious Plutocracy of Honeydewistania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Marcel Fraser with an even hand, and renowned for its enforced nudity, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.201 billion Honeydewistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honeydewopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Honeydewistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,386 trillion rokkyivs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 223,600 rokkyivs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 797,096 per year while the poor average 45,115, a ratio of 17.7 to 1.

Gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, major boxing matches are held in government buildings, and children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Honeydewistania's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is earning money.

Honeydewistania is ranked 346th in the world and 9th in Lazarus for Highest Crime Rates, with 91.02 Crimes Per Hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 158thLargest Retail Industry: 244thHighest Crime Rates: 346thMost Armed: 346thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 398thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 422ndRudest Citizens: 471stFattest Citizens: 477thMost Secular: 492ndLargest Gambling Industry: 544thMost Avoided: 563rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 612thNudest: 695thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 833rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 944thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,100thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,332ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,763rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,909thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,974thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,260thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,262ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,267thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,673rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,703rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,613thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,359thMost Influential: 5,405thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,943rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,180thTop
Highest Economic Output: 11,746thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,934thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,159thMost Pro-Market: 17,011thHighest Drug Use: 17,638thLargest Black Market: 19,915th
Largest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th in the regionFattest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 20th in the regionMost Secular: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Avoided: 27th in the regionNudest: 31st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 36th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 52nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 65th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 73rd in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 95th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 108th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 119th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 121st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 121st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 134th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 168th in the regionMost Influential: 169th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 229th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 229th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 325th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 335th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 374th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 406th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 536th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 581st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 665th in the region

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