The República Popular Anarquista of Honduras-VCM Soviet Socialist Republic is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Amir Vianney Caceres Maldonado with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.631 billion Hondurenos enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Administration, although Defense and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tegucigalpa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The strong Hondureño economy, worth 194 trillion Honduran Lempiras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 53,536 Honduran Lempiras, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

The fattest folk in Honduras-VCM Soviet Socialist Republic look to be the happiest ones, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient, and getting a haircut is a punishable offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Honduras-VCM Soviet Socialist Republic's national animal is the Venado cola blanca de Yucatán, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cristiandad.

Honduras-VCM Soviet Socialist Republic is ranked 208,096^th in the world and 163^rd in The Bongos United for Smartest Citizens, with 24.88 quips per hour.