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Most Armed: 4,917thMost Devout: 10,487thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,761st
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
We always stay united under our great king
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Powerbroker
Founder / Military Director
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Economy
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Hondurans

Population2.229 billion

CapitalGreater Tegucigalpa
LeaderEmperor Mario III
FaithCatholics

CurrencyCentrist
AnimalBlack Wolf

The Kingdom of Hondurans is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Mario III with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.229 billion Catrachos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Tegucigalpa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Honduran economy, worth 296 trillion Centrists a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 133,079 Centrists, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Hondurans, and advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hondurans's national animal is the Black Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholics.

Hondurans is ranked 69,856th in the world and 3rd in Confederation of World Monarchys for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,158.56 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Armed: 4,917thMost Devout: 10,487thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,761stMost Corrupt Governments: 11,546thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,688thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,607thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,651stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,752ndMost Efficient Economies: 13,235thLargest Black Market: 13,625thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,584thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,592ndMost Developed: 16,602ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,903rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,730thHighest Average Incomes: 18,738thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,927thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,944thLargest Governments: 19,313thBest Weather: 19,715thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,310thMost Inclusive: 21,405thLowest Crime Rates: 21,424thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,973rd
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hondurans, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in Hondurans, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Hondurans.
  • : Following new legislation in Hondurans, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Hondurans, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Hondurans was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Hondurans changed its national leader to "Emperor Mario III".
  • : Following new legislation in Hondurans, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • : Following new legislation in Hondurans, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction.
  • : Following new legislation in Hondurans, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Hondurans, the statue in the Park Plaza has a solar panel for a hat.

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