The Communist Theocracy of Holy Axolotl is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Axolotl's chairman with an even hand, and notable for its lack of airports, fear of technology, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 6.029 billion Axolotl cultists are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy city of Axolotl. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Axolotl cultist economy, worth 262 trillion Axolotl coins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 43,499 Axolotl coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED, refugee camp conversions to Salamanderism are increasingly common, and economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Axolotl's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Salamanderism.

Holy Axolotl is ranked 219,002^nd in the world and 4,495^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 43,499.02 Standard Monetary Units.