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Holy Arstotzka

Population5.393 billion

CapitalArstotzka
LeaderJacksepticeye
FaithAtheism

CurrencyAska
AnimalGrey Wolf

The Holy Empire of Holy Arstotzka is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jacksepticeye with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.393 billion Holy Arstotzkans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arstotzka. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Holy Arstotzkan economy, worth 596 trillion Askas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,637 Askas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, Jacksepticeye's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Arstotzka's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Holy Arstotzka is ranked 4,528th in the world and 2nd in The Kufkins for Most Armed, with 11.43 Weapons Per Person.

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Most Secular: 3,069thMost Armed: 4,528thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,389thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,983rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,963rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,901stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,941stLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,621stMost Beautiful Environments: 13,856thBest Weather: 14,298thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,039thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,463rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,991stLargest Black Market: 18,400thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,638thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,704thMost Developed: 19,493rdLongest Average Lifespans: 21,366thSmartest Citizens: 23,026th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Holy Arstotzka, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Arstotzka, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Arstotzka, Jacksepticeye's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Arstotzka, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Holy Arstotzka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Arstotzka, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Arstotzka, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year.
  • : Holy Arstotzka was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Arstotzka, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Arstotzka, taxpayers cringe whenever someone brings up the Former Antagonist Reparations Treaty.

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