Population | 20.405 billion |
Capital | Hinatasou City |
Currency | Japon |
Animal | Kitsune |
The Rogue Nation of Hinatasou is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 20.405 billion Hinatasouans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hinatasou City. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.
The all-consuming Hinatasouan economy, worth a remarkable 2,177 trillion Japons a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,728 Japons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, and the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hinatasou's national animal is the Kitsune, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Hinatasou is ranked 40,873rd in the world and 276th in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,100.6786011208 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Hinatasou, the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless.
- : Following new legislation in Hinatasou, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad.
- : Following new legislation in Hinatasou, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
- : Following new legislation in Hinatasou, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
- : Following new legislation in Hinatasou, the Hinatasou Mental Asylum Party have recently won seats in parliament.
- : Following new legislation in Hinatasou, the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight.
- : Following new legislation in Hinatasou, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Hinatasou, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
- : Following new legislation in Hinatasou, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road.
- : Following new legislation in Hinatasou, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong.