by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,491stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,738thSafest: 3,172nd
The Rogue Nation of
Democratic Socialists Hell
Sword and Flower
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
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Hinatasou

Population20.405 billion

CapitalHinatasou City

CurrencyJapon
AnimalKitsune

The Rogue Nation of Hinatasou is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 20.405 billion Hinatasouans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hinatasou City. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The all-consuming Hinatasouan economy, worth a remarkable 2,177 trillion Japons a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,728 Japons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, and the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hinatasou's national animal is the Kitsune, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hinatasou is ranked 40,873rd in the world and 276th in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,100.6786011208 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,491stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,738thTop
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Safest: 3,172ndMost Pacifist: 4,034thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,057thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,103rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,486thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,228thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,579thBest Weather: 6,609thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,611thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,541stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,154thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,747thLowest Crime Rates: 8,844thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,888thNicest Citizens: 9,667thMost Inclusive: 10,503rdHighest Food Quality: 10,914thHighest Economic Output: 11,011thHealthiest Citizens: 11,057thLargest Governments: 12,090thSmartest Citizens: 12,114thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,839thMost Cultured: 13,266thTop
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Largest Populations: 15,941stMost Developed: 15,977thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,277thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,798thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,772ndMost Income Equality: 22,133rdMost Subsidized Industry: 27,194th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 30th in the regionTop
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Safest: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 82nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 86th in the regionMost Pacifist: 86th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 92nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 95th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 101st in the regionLargest Populations: 102nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 121st in the regionBest Weather: 125th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 126th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 130th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 137th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 140th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 151st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 155th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 164th in the regionLargest Governments: 174th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 182nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 184th in the regionMost Cultured: 200th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 201st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 204th in the regionMost Inclusive: 207th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 252nd in the regionMost Developed: 256th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 273rd in the regionMost Stationary: 276th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 282nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 294th in the regionNudest: 344th in the regionMost Income Equality: 415th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hinatasou, the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless.
  • : Following new legislation in Hinatasou, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad.
  • : Following new legislation in Hinatasou, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in Hinatasou, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
  • : Following new legislation in Hinatasou, the Hinatasou Mental Asylum Party have recently won seats in parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Hinatasou, the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight.
  • : Following new legislation in Hinatasou, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Hinatasou, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in Hinatasou, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road.
  • : Following new legislation in Hinatasou, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong.

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