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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,777thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,060thMost Influential: 5,790th
The Theocracy of
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Population263 million

CurrencyLucky pot of gold Gold bar
AnimalLeprechaun 🍀

The Theocracy of HiJakeItsMeTheo is a huge, safe nation, notable for its aversion to nipples, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 263 million HiJakeItsMeTheoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 8.0%.

The powerhouse HiJakeItsMeTheoan economy, worth 25.5 trillion Lucky pot of gold Gold bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 96,879 Lucky pot of gold Gold bars, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, and the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making HiJakeItsMeTheoans any less frightened. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. HiJakeItsMeTheo's national animal is the Leprechaun 🍀, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

HiJakeItsMeTheo is ranked 51,157th in the world and 2,385th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4,627.62 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,777thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,060thMost Influential: 5,790thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,950thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,662ndTop
Largest Retail Industry: 12,610thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,531stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,229thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,563rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22,140th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 181st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 316th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 400th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 667th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 793rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 868th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 869th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 128 » Jakit, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Republica Guilleana, North Bratislava, Votak Matim, Koda-Land, Imperial Pieserged, Francois Isidore, Climeria, Cajland, Shibutani, Ethnon, Bankowiata, Corfad, Orado, The Rhein States, Hamerica, Yokciq Empire, Bharathvarsh, Hardscrabble, Illusia and Neverendia, Siwale, Lulubellia, Ellbonnia, Dangine, Aerilia, Svenskskit, Cretox State, Former English Colony, Guer Aike, The Tampa Bay Rays, Steampunk Ariel, Aryan Homeland, Omnistria, Kranostav, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Randomcountryland, Batatoland Empire, McMasterdonia, Loutsland, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Dreadton, Landfinia, Dar es Saalam, Tringapore, Zemnaya Svoboda, Valentine Z, Wineclaw, Communist Lukania, Notyoutopia, and 78 others.Great Bights Mum, Mon Island, Wilkshire, Xagill, Yaorozu, Kazoo Basin, Selfgradatude, Xyrron, Empy, Figyjharli, Pasargad, Xentherida, Interdimensional Zone, New Lakemba, Defense For The World Assembly, Territorio di Nessuno, Religioncord, El Fiji Grande, Tyirza, Korean-Joseon, Zzozona, Perikuresu, Sikol, Kragsgale, Katuda, Clan Spaniel, Tsandonown, Siforpeo, Pallaith, Wapistan, Yellops, Planes, Travislavania, Lol2639, Seanat, Sunto, Shadowrik, Sil Dorsett, Frances Francis the First of France, Centrialand, Duryanistan, Libvillia, Expere Fiyans, Alice Gardens, Novo cruzeiro, Super Girl, The Pantheons, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Runeda, Sundred, Merconitonitopia, Boston Castle, Fraystonia, Simone Republic, Kastonvia, Madjack, The Mazur Empire, Nodnarb, Sopernia, Mitropola, East Akra, Bearical, Venicea, Unshleepd, Muqatil, Card Kingdom, Gondwanaia, Que Lukustinardon, WeKnow, Nova Arcania, Outer Shenendoah, Lionia, Capablanca, Sahriastan, Blyskalia, His Enduring Majesty, and The Calabash Protectorate.

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